I tricked my friend into seeing Adventureland with me, which was a really sweet, touching movie. (Read my review here.) Afterwards, we were both craving guacamole, but woe is me! Forgetting that it was Easter Sunday, we didn’t think that every Mexican restaurant in miles would be closed. So instead of avocado deliciousness, we stumbled upon a bizarre police chase involving an officer shouting, “Everyone out of the building!” and a lot of police on horseback.

After seeing barricades topple and police officers chase a group of people, we decided to run away from the scene of the crime, and ducked into the subway. I still haven’t been able to figure out exactly what happened in Times Square this evening. All I know is that by the time I came home, my foot was bleeding profusely, 80s music was stuck in my head, and I still had a massive craving for avocado.

Anyone have a good recipe for guacamole?