You know it’s bad when people just assume bankruptcy at the slightest sign that something’s not right. Like this conversation that I had:

him: Citibank didn’t go under today did it?
me: Um… Not that I’m aware of, why?
him: Well, their website is down

In other news, my weekly guilty pleasure, Lipstick Jungle, has been canceled. It’s heartbreak all around. Just as well. Who needs TV anyway?