# of final exams completed so far this term: 1
# of finals remaining: 3
# of problem sets completed so far this term: seemingly uncountably infinite
# of problem sets remaining: 2
# of hours of studying needed to not fail exams: 10,000

# of personal statements read so far this month: 5

Maybe I should just drop out of grad school and instead, start a “how to get into grad school” coaching service.

*sigh* Existentialist crisis, here I come.