While studying for my Microecon final tomorrow:

V Annoyed: I’m infinitely sad
Olga: lower hemicontinuosly?
V Annoyed: maybe even upper hemi-continuously
V Annoyed: but my sadness is probably just a function, not a correspondence
Olga: a function of a single variable called micro?

# of final exams completed so far this term: 1
# of finals remaining: 3
# of problem sets completed so far this term: seemingly uncountably infinite
# of problem sets remaining: 2
# of hours of studying needed to not fail exams: 10,000

# of personal statements read so far this month: 5

Maybe I should just drop out of grad school and instead, start a “how to get into grad school” coaching service.

*sigh* Existentialist crisis, here I come.