Ok, I’m glad someone else has been noticing besides me. I was watching the Olympics the other day, and I was horrified to see these athletes set such a bad example for young children by wearing these hideous outfits. Since when was it ok for young men to show up to work dressed like the above?

When I showed Jennie these fashion mishaps on ice, she had this to say:

Jennie: I find it frightening.

Jennie: There is no god

V Annoyed: These beautiful skaters, how could they do that to themselves?

Jennie: They missed out on an adequate childhood and are taking it out on the world.