Everyone’s getting so excited about Velvet Revolver’s new release. I guess it’s no surprise. It’s Guns ‘n Roses meets Stone Temple Pilots. Those are two big name bands…. You know, Slither is an fine song, but don’t you feel sorry for these guys? It’s a debut album, and everyone already has all these expectations of what the band should sound like, what the album should mean. Come now.

Let’s not get ourselves all excited only to be hugely disappointed. Remember all the bitter Soundgarden and Rage Against the Machine fans when they heard Audioslave? Yeah. That could happen to you.

But if you’re looking for some real amusement, take a look at this list. It’s bound to upset most people in one way or another. Hey, at least I’m not as bitter as that guy. Yet.